Sadak pr cigarette peete waqt
Ek ajaan sunai di mujko
To yaad aaya ki waqt hai kya
Phir baat jehen me ye aai
Mai kaisa musalmaan hoon bhai?
Main Shia hoon ya Sunni hoon
Main Khoja hoon ya Bohri hoon
Main gaaon se hoon ya shehri hoon
Main Baagi hoon ya Sufi hoon
Main Quomi hoon ya Dhongi hoon
Main kaisa musalmaan hoon bhai?
Main sajda karne wala hoon ya jhatka khaane wala hoon?
Main topi pehen ke phirta hoon ya daadhi uda ke rehta hoon?
Main aayat coll se padhta hoon ya filmi gaane ramta hoon?
Main Allah Allah karta hoon ya shekhu se ladd padta hoon?
Main kaisa musalmaan hoon bhai?
Main Hindustani Musalmaan hoon…
Dakkanse hoon, UP se hoon, Bhopal se hoon, Dilli se hoon,
Kashmir se hoon, Gujarat se hoon
Harr unchi neechi jaat se hoon
Main hi hoon julaha mochi bhi
Main dactor bhi hoon darji bhi
Mujhmein Geeta ka saar bhi hai, ek urdu ka akhbaar bhi hai
Mera ek mahina Ramzan bhi hai, maine kiya toh Ganga snaan bhi hai
Apne hi taur se jeeta hoon
Daaru cigarette bhi peeta hoon
Koi neta meri nas nas mein nahi, main kisi party ke bas mein nahi
Main Hindustani Musalmaan hoon
Khooni darwaza mujhme hai
Ek bhool bhullaiya mujhme hai
Mai baabri ka gumbad hu
Mai shehar ke beech me sarhad hu
Jhuggio me palti gurbad mai
Madarso ki tooti si chat mai
Dango me dahakta shola mai
Sarhad pr aag ka gola mai
Mai hindustaani musalmaan hu
Mandir ki chaukhat meri hai
Masjid ke kible mere hai
Gurudware ka darbaar mera
Yeshu k girje mere hai
Sau me se chaudah hu
Pr chaudah ye kam nhi padte hai
Un sau me mai basta hui
Wo sau mujhme baste hai
Mujhe ek nazar se dekh na tu
Mere ek nahi sau chehre hai
Sau rang ke hai kirdaar mere
Sau kalam se likhi kahani hoon
Mai jitna musalmaan hu bhai
Utna hindustaani hu
Mai hindustaani musalmaan hoon
Mai hindustaani musalmaan hoon….
It is the best, bahut hi acha h
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