Have a read….

Sadak pr cigarette peete waqt 

Ek ajaan sunai di mujko 

To yaad aaya ki waqt hai kya

Phir baat jehen me ye aai

Mai kaisa musalmaan hoon bhai?


Main Shia hoon ya Sunni hoon

Main Khoja hoon ya Bohri hoon

Main gaaon se hoon ya shehri hoon

Main Baagi hoon ya Sufi hoon

Main Quomi hoon ya Dhongi hoon

Main kaisa musalmaan hoon bhai?


Main sajda karne wala hoon ya jhatka khaane wala hoon?

Main topi pehen ke phirta hoon ya daadhi uda ke rehta hoon?

Main aayat coll se padhta hoon ya filmi gaane ramta hoon?

Main Allah Allah karta hoon ya shekhu se ladd padta hoon?

Main kaisa musalmaan hoon bhai?

Main Hindustani Musalmaan hoon…


Dakkanse hoon, UP se hoon, Bhopal se hoon, Dilli se hoon,

Kashmir se hoon, Gujarat se hoon

Harr unchi neechi jaat se hoon

Main hi hoon julaha mochi bhi

Main dactor bhi hoon darji bhi

Mujhmein Geeta ka saar bhi hai, ek urdu ka akhbaar bhi hai

Mera ek mahina Ramzan bhi hai, maine kiya toh Ganga snaan bhi hai

Apne hi taur se jeeta hoon

Daaru cigarette bhi peeta hoon

Koi neta meri nas nas mein nahi, main kisi party ke bas mein nahi

Main Hindustani Musalmaan hoon

Khooni darwaza mujhme hai

Ek bhool bhullaiya mujhme hai

Mai baabri ka gumbad hu

Mai shehar ke beech me sarhad hu

Jhuggio me palti gurbad mai

Madarso ki tooti si chat mai

Dango me dahakta shola mai

Sarhad pr aag ka gola mai

Mai hindustaani musalmaan hu


Mandir ki chaukhat meri hai

Masjid ke kible mere hai

Gurudware ka darbaar mera

Yeshu k girje mere hai

Sau me se chaudah hu

Pr chaudah ye kam nhi padte hai

Un sau me mai basta hui 

Wo sau mujhme baste hai

Mujhe ek nazar se dekh na tu

Mere ek nahi sau chehre hai

Sau rang ke hai kirdaar mere

Sau kalam se likhi kahani hoon

Mai jitna musalmaan hu bhai

Utna hindustaani hu
Mai hindustaani musalmaan hoon

Mai hindustaani musalmaan hoon….


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